I thought these up while trying to think of weather-related things to include in my Best Man speech. I’m cool like that.
What do you call a fat person who goes after a tornado? A chubby chaser.
What do tornadoes and Michael Bay have in common? They both like destroying transformers.
Tornado rips through a man’s house. The pen in his pocket exploded and got ink all over his shirt. Later someone comes up to the man, looks at him and asks “how did that happen?” Man says “the cap broke.”
A tornado was found guilty by insanity after it was proven that he was twisted. He was put into isolation because he liked to stir things up, was unpredictable and had a destructive personality. The medics were finally able to subdue the tornado they put him in a stable atmosphere.
Yeah I’m going to bed. I’ll get the rest of the WTWF done when I get up.